#hestia > hades > demeter > poseidon > hera > zeus

[meteor752]

Truly a messed up angst potential?

Manwhore!Odysseus has to sell his body to angry deities to save his crew and home. After being sore from (censored), I could totally see Oddie seeking therapy and advice from Athena, Hestia, Hephaestus, Artemis, Hera, Demeter, and Aeolus. Oddie hangs around with them b/c they are not willing to use his body or shame accursed

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Persephone: (vibe check)

Hades: (jokingly) He’s a guy

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Poseidon: damn why Oddie not up for it today?

Athena: (hugs sobbing traumatized Oddie and glares at him) take a fcking wild guess

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Zeus: (smokes a cigarette)

Oddie: (Family Guy death pose in bed)

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Aphrodite and Ares: It’s that time again!

Oddie: (screaming and clawing the floor as they drag his legs to the accursed bedroom)

I will admit, the idea of Ody becoming something of a pass around bitch to the gods is something I have thought about before, because from his pov it’s truly like traumatic horror Wind Bag: Do not Open type story, but for the gods it’s just kinda normal everyday shenanigans

I do think that most of the other gods would not care tho, mainly cause the gods are extremely apathetic. Athena, Hestia, and possibly Artemis

But yeah just, poor Ody

[who-tf-eats-their-children]

Kronos was having an amazing day. No, an amazing week. Rhea was out with her sisters mingling among the humans for the past few days, which made her really happy, and well. Kronos has always felt the happiest when Rhea was the happiest, and so that's kept his mood up all week looking at the drunken festivals that followed in their wake. Demeter was off terrorizing her Uncles with Zeus for the next month, Hades was bothering Nyx with all his problems, Hestia was safe and content watching over the training grounds and beating their asses when they've forgotten why she doesn't join in with them, Poseidon was off somewhere with his fiancé--Amphitrite--so his problems won't resurface for another few hours at least, and Hera was... off somewhere. Doing something. That he hopes won't be his problem before everything else becomes his problem. So! He's having an amazing day out in the fields, soaking up the sun before everything becomes his problem again- And now he's being shot at.

He caught the arrow and started lecturing before he even turned around.

"Hera, I know you're mad at me and all that, but please, I was having a- You're not Hera." He frowned and then squinted at the child in front of him. The one that shot him. Because that's what's apparently happening now. "Who are you and why."

Open Starter - Meeting Kronos

You were running. There was something chasing you and you were running. You had been separated from your quest-mates and you did not know if they were alive or dead, but you were still running. Regrouping. Trying not to think of all the things you've lost on this quest you never asked for, and you are running.

You burst into an open field, the vines declaring the boundary nearly tripping you but you kept running. You are crying, but you kept running. There is nothing in your sights, but you keep running. And running. And running.

A root trips you up and you are terrified. You look behind you to see if you will die tonight, but there is nothing. Just sights of grain. You take a deep breath, dust off your knees, and wobble your way up again. The plain is still vast, but you see someone standing between the fields, tall and not noticing you. You want to think it's nothing, but you've gone too long and too far just to give up now. A close look makes your breath hitch as you stare at the form of your history books. Kronos, Tyrant of the Titans and Once-King of the Cosmos stood before you. A man who killed a primordial--a man only defeated by the greats before.

He feels something staring at him and he turns around. What do you do?

@vicious-daughter-of-zeus @aura-of-the-winds @least-favorite-hades-kid @littlest-sunbeam-of-hermes @sophia-hunter-of-artemis. Tagging the people I've interacted with various blogs before just because idk how else to get out there/do this 🤷‍♂️. Please tell me if you want to be added or removed from the tag list!

[a-lilac-lyric]

[landstedelesbian]

leo: come on ! Percy: where are we going ? Leo: werewolf hunting percy: woooooo Leo, squinting his eyes: what the fuck did you just say ?

[cityoftheangelllls]

Here it is: my completed first Greek mythology series!

Which one is your favorite?

Commissions info

[aliciavance4228]

Some of my Favourite Headcanons Related to Greek Gods' Appearences

Zeus has could-like hair and beard;

Poseidon has sea foam-like hair and beard;

If you go by Hesiod's version on Aphrodite's birth then she technically doesn’t have a belly button;

Athena has olive skin (interpret this however you want);

Giving ancient greeks' beliefs on readheads I find the idea of Persephone having red hair appealing too;

Since Hephaestus is sometimes considered to be fatherless it makes sense for him to physically resemble Hera a lot;

All the sun deities (including Apollo) have a tan and/or are dark-skinned;

Artemis looks like Leto and that's part of the reason why Hera seems to despise her more than Apollo (take that moment from the Iliad for example);

Demeter looks like Rhea the most;

Hestia's skin is always warm and smells like something burned/overcooked;

Dionysus has purple, grape-like eyes;

Hermes is a little shorter than the rest of the gods and he's usually wearing his flying sandals even when it's not necessary so that he could reach other people's height;

Ares never heals his war scars completely, so that he would look more intimidating;

All of Hera's children have "cow-like" eyes;

Hades has a poor personal hygiene;

[hades-bat]

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

[a-gnosis]

6: Siblings

Rheia succumbed to Kronos's love and bore him illustrious children, Hestia and Demeter and Hera, who walks in golden sandals, imperious Hades, whose heart knows no mercy in his subterranean dwelling, and the rumbling Earthshaker, and Zeus the counselor and father of gods and men, Zeus under whose thunder the wide earth quivers.

Hesiod, Theogony, translated by Apostolos N. Athanassakis.

[fintensifies]

I'm bored so gimmie your greek mythology-related hot takes

I'll go first: The Hades/Persephone retellings are overdone and demonize Demeter way too much, which makes them miss the entire point of the original story.

[whotfletamothhyperfx]

Have my designs of the Olympians (+Hestia and Hades) cause this took me FOREVER

[meteor752]

The Greek gods and how willing they are to fuck Odysseus (at least according to me)

Not doing all of them, there’s so many

Zeus: He most def would, but not because Ody is special. Like, it’s Zeus, the man would fuck anything as long as it’s breathing. I do think he’d enjoy the pleasure of messing with his older brother though, so he’s extra into it for that

Poseidon: Oh yes. He’d deny it if asked, but he wants to fuck him so badly

Hades: I think he’d fuck him mainly to see what all the hype is about. And to mess with Poseidon of course

Hera: Nah, she’s surprisingly loyal. Which like bitch why

Hestia: Asexual queen

Demeter: She has no idea who Odysseus is tbh. Don’t think she’d be too into it anyways

Apollo: Yeah! That’s not a good thing for Ody tho, as it never ends well for Apollo’s mortal lovers. Mans might be in danger

Artemis: Asexual lesbian queen

Athena: See with her, I don’t know. Their bond is strictly platonic, but I don’t think they’d be against the idea of fucking each other. I do think she’d make him fight for it

Ares: Now for most of the duration of the musical, no I do not think he’d be interested. But after he repeatedly stabs Poseidon with a trident? Oh boy

Aphrodite: Yeah, he’s just her type! Tough warrior that’s secretly a sub :)

Hermes: Mans been willing to fuck him for a long ass time, like I’m impressed by his level of self restraint actually

Dionysus: Is in the same seat as Demeter in that he has little idea of who this dude actually is. Don’t think he’d turn him down though

Hephaestus: I don’t think so, but I have no concrete reason for that answer. Vibe check

Aeolus: No thanks :)

[poppy-479]

Is somebody gonna match my freak

(Having an unhealthy obsession for greek mythology)

[mcsiggy]

Do you have a reference sheet/lineup thingy for all your Greek god designs by any chance? :3

yes! not of everyone yet (like eros & psyche and some of the other cthonic gods) but this is their general looks + their heights!

Aphrodite is the shortest at 5'0ft and Demeter is tallest at 7'0ft

[allmythologies]

greek mythology: neon gods

[bambismoonlight]

Athena: I hate you.

Ares: I hate you too.

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Ares’s Army: We’re going to overthrow Athens.

Ares: Tf you ain’t. That woman scares me more than I do respect her

[aliciavance4228]

Asking The Kronides What Does MILF Mean:

Zeus: Mother I'd like to fuck.

Demeter: Men I'd like to fuck.

Poseidon: Monsters I'd like to fuck.

Hera: Man, I love fidelity.

Hades: Man, I love funerals.

Hestia: It's "milk", not "milf".